Crazy absence notes/parent howlers
* The following note was handed in by a pupil to explain an absence. (Scoring out and the asterisks are the parent's.)
"Dear Form Teacher,
Jane has been absent from school because she had diahr(scored out)
diharr (scored out) the s***ts - bad dose."
Please excuse Wullie for bein offa school. He goat the boak affer wee sister, she was aff an aw. Then the hoose went oan fire and this upset them as well.
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