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Crazy school trips

* This happened on a school trip with a rather well-to-do school from North Ayrshire. At the park the pupils went to see the rabbits and the girl in charge was from a less well-to-do area with a broad Ayrshire drawl.

After she had "telt" them about "wit fid" they ate and "thur" names she asked them if they "wantid tae clap the rabbits"?

The round of applause they received left the poor lass a bit bemused!


** While waiting in the rather long queue to visit Lenin's mausoleum in Moscow, a pupil was overheard asking her friend:

"Why are we waiting here? I am sure Lenin was born in Liverpool!"


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